God v. Graham? The great WAKE-UP. They WIN & you pay (originally posted 12/31/2012) #paytoplay...

NTCC-Jesus

 reimagined
for the 21st Century
Pilgrim's Progress
&

NTCC's
newly remodeled 

JC's winning

cuz it's now 'bout

what's FUN

&

how to pay

Graham's bills?

"New Testament Christian Churches of America, Inc., also called New Testament Christian Church is one of the most wonderful churches available today. Among this church it is well known that we don’t consider ourselves to be the “only ones saved”, and we also know that, more and more, in churches of today, the world and the saints are without distinction. Churches as godly as this one are certainly rare nowadays, but weren’t so rare 50 years ago." -The_WHIRLWIND (on FACTNet in 2004)

 

It's Christmas. Take the gift of better eternal life to the NEW Year (originally posted 12/25/2012)...

       one of the best things       
          for you and yours           

Please note, the message below is coming from the man who has been self-assigned to Graham for over 29 (43 now) years; pursuing his "called to administrative work..."? But, we never find out if Mike was talking about the Gift-of-Administration or called as in he was appointed by RWD via child-romance, then-matrimony. But, he's known by his near-constant intentional ambiguity stemming from his lack of footing.

Sorry about the red ink (again, my commentary). But, as is usual, Senior Pastor Kekel's reasons/reasonings engender more questions than answers; clouds not clarifies, tattles not trumpets, prattles not proclaims.

 

Part 1: Michael Craig wrote what? Out loud? (originally posted 2/6/2012)...

ARE WE THERE YET ? 😎

WARNING 

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[This post is raw Michael, see part 2 for my spineless spinless insight]

  

Part 2: Fellowship meetings are a burden & disruption. -- MCK 😎 (originally posted 11/21/2012)...

ARE WE THERE YET ? 😎

Hello all,

Senior Pastor Kekel shared..."The primary reason for this [fellowship meeting cancellation], was to ease the financial burden on the churches and pastors, and stop the monthly disruption of their schedules." 

 

QUESTION: How does a church service disrupt a church's schedule? In what way? Does lunch disrupt a diner's hours-of-operation? In what way? Maybe it depends on the service? Words of Mike & friends in red throughout.  

 

😎 If red words are read, with the voice in your head, in the voice of a Graham pretender; while enhancing the read, it may plant a seed, of light in your caveat empter.

 

Part 3: Emergency POLICY CHANGE backslide...

ARE WE THERE YET ? 😎

2026 POLICY UPDATE: Fellowship meetings (FM) are now allowed if supervised by an executive in attendance & more alarming, Denis-style PrayerForce is the new-style prayer-meeting policy for NTCC, also starting this year.

 

RECAP': In 2012 Senior Pastor Kekel shared..."The primary reason for this [fellowship meeting cancellation], was to ease the financial burden on the churches and pastors, and stop the monthly disruption of their schedules."

 

A duck, NTCC's what it seems (originally posted 11/10/2012) #stopbullies...

all that matters is
money & numbers
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First Anonymous makes it appear they went there (to Jeff's Blog) by accident:. “…when someone stumbles onto this page like I did…”. 

 

NOTE: This blog is not visible to search engines (an option in 'settings'). No one stumbles onto this witness for the prosecution.

Then Anonymous went there (to Jeff's Blog) on purpose to verify something: “…the reason I came on here is because I saw something on facebook and came to check if it was real.” And now Anonymous won’t be back (to Jeff's Blog).

 

Not now darling, we'll gaslight later. I promise (originally posted 11/1/2012)...

  HE  DOES,  REALLY  

An alternate title could be: Believe the talk, not the walk. It's the Cult for me.

What a camp-meeting could be: 1854 extract. On amazon also @ 168 pages, illustrated. I've attended this type camp meeting, once with Pastor Davis in Okinawa.

Anonymous wrote as a comment here..."The rooms at camp are not overpriced. 40 a night is not overpriced. Your such a liar.”

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read All About Us! (originally posted 10/27/2012) #ididnotgothere…

        We consider anyone who's left NTCC       
                            AN ENEMY                            
          So visit our church & replace them          
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Senior Pastor Kekel calls him “Ramtha Man".  But, don’t call him Kekel or Mike, et cetera; as he takes offense at anything less than the utmost respect/deference shown him, he just won't reciprocate. The rest of us know him as Bruce.

Below are links to all his articles relevant to this piece (followed by my foolish and unlearned commentary):

 

MCK part 1: STAY-GETTER* (originally posted 10/16/2012) #armchair...

...the wistful thoughts 
of a desperate man
♪♫
Senior STAY-GETTER
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*Who takes go-getter vacations. Who sends postcards from Rome. Davis' coattails are like cocktails-on-vacation, they're included in the package & cocktails-on-vacation are like sneakin' pizza on a diet & sneakin' pizza on a diet's like building a mansion up the road & building a mansion up the road's like sneakin' cocktails-on-vacation.

 

MCK part 2: PEW-SITTER* (originally posted 10/16/2012) #armchair...

♪♫

Señor 😎
PEW-SITTER
aka
    M.C. Kekel    

aka 

"Synergy's 

interpretation

 o' the Gift of

Administration"

♪♫

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*Mike excoriates folks for not doing enough for God, LIVE on NTCC-TV. No second witness needed. Varied in intensity proportionate to how-much more-money NTCC-of-Graham needs any particular month. Proportionate also to how much ex'r blog Mike gulps each month. NTCC Graham's the only church location in the borganization which isn't self-supporting. Along with the campground & print shop, which he's also solely responsible for administrating. So he's moved on to workshop & building remodels. Failure's Mike's own reward. A thoughtful Christian would marvel at the hypocrisy. His pride masking his shame. His seethe drowning-out God's call.

 

MCK part 3: RESPECTED* (originally posted 10/16/2012) #armchair...

RESPECTED

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♪♫

look at me

under the suds

'tis the FILTH

of GRAHAM

♪♫

look at me

RESPECT me

PRAISE me

OBEY me

SERVE me

look at me 

I'm on TV 

♪♫

*He's already respected through his nepo-appointments under the Davis' administration. But Mike shares he's still not RESPECTED enough. Maybe he wants the RESPECT pioneer's & missionary's garner? But he substitutes synergy, workshop & building remodels for souls & go-getting? After tainting the bridal path 45+ years ago, a 2012 pavilion must seem a big thing at 50x50 feet. But, in 2023? Davis was still alive in 2012, so RW still gets all the credit & still all the blame for Mike. We even gifted Michael honorary awards & he still seethes re more-RESPECT live on NTCC-TV. Yes, LIVE. Ingrate. No second witness needed.

 

MCK part 4: WANTING* (originally posted 10/16/2012) #armchair...

CONCLUSION? Besides

where's-the-door

& Daniel 5:26-27?

 RESPECT HIM! Really?

 But he (26M) schtup'd

married a child (16F).

♪♫

  RESPECT HIM! But,

he (24M) groomed

(12/13F?) & romanced

her (14F) first.

YIKES, HE'S C'MING ♫

RESPECT ME! RUN,

Mike's a

content creator

 & he's now on TV.

♪♫

RESPECT ME! FASTER,

Mike's a pretender,

a poseur,

Senior STAY-GETTER

& Senior PEW-SITTER.

♪♫

RESPECT ME! RUN,

Mike blogs & has much

more bonus testimony.

♪♫

RESPECT ME! HURRY,

Mike's a small-fish &

an armchair has-been,

in Davis' small-pond.

♪♫

RESPECT HIM? Why?

Maybe just quit, since

Mike & Company

are also covetous,

back biting, proud,

adrift, pretentious,

gossipy & self-justified.

♪♫

Click to donate anyway?

* I 'll add to this,

'til naught to say. 

Their tes-tos-t'rone,

still ru'ns your day.

 A  judgement's writ,

gra'm's had its fun.

The die long cast,

we've long begun.

 T o spread the word,

the place's fouled.

Tune-in each week,

for screech 'n' howl.

 R espected for, 

their life of gain.

The seethe, it's crass,

the men aflame.

 A gainst God's voice,

they're long inured.

Feeding their greed,

scorning their poor.

 M ock the needy,

they should 'a' saved.

The pulpit burn,

gra'm's fave refrain.

 T he twisted script,

to fill the till.

To build some more,

to God it's swill.

 I t's in God's name,

but it's from man.

Their pant, her sob,

their groping hand.

 A ccording to,

a faux God's-plan.

Hypocrisy,

men's plan for man.

 G et-out's past time,

step out the fray.

Start living yours,

now not someday.

 I f all's been done,

in Jesus name.

Why nary change,

all's stayed the same.

 T he NyQuil high, the well timed pat.
Don't have a kid, your wife is fat.

 Y our daughters cute, at half-past ten.

A few more years, until grown men.

 S ame rite-o'-passage, same rasty cult game.

Same tickle spank feels, ne'erafter the same.

 C hain-linked & online, their ointment draws flies.

S-L to P-I, since one nine six nine.

 S o shake-off the dust, the door's on the way.

Step-off t'ward the light, in Jesus Christ's name.

[see also 5:26 & 27 Daniel]

 ♪♫

WORKING WOMEN – Senior Pastor Kekel says “…it’s against the Bible.” Jeffrey Goss & Tanya Kekel disagree (originally posted 10/11/2012)...

STAY IN THE HOUSE

 BE IN SUBJECTION 

DON'T TEACH MEN

Rev. Jordan published this in 1994… [$10 @ the Campground Store] Then in my dream I saw Faith and Charity continue down the Highway of Holiness, rejoicing about their victories over the enemy. They met a lady called Mrs. Career-Woman who knew faith. She began to tell her how foolish it was to throw away all her training and the future.

1,000 = 40,000? Senior Pastor? Kekel? Something fishy this way comes (originally posted 10/3/2012) #meyerlansky...

Same   Ol'   Same   Ol'
                                       it ' s   a                                      
Cash   EMERGENCY !
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Hello All,

Audience preparation for this article:

Calculate how much you put in the basket & how much you spend at the Fellowship Hall for one conference, Now add what you spend for billeting on the campground. Multiply by 1000. This is a close estimate of income received from one conference of 1,000 cult members & only wrong proportionate to the number of folks you choose for each billeting category (room, bay, town; explanation below).

I got $180 for me ($80 offerings, $20 food, $80 for 1/2 room), for $180,000 income from 1,000 attendees, for one conference. Or 222 people if you divided my $180 into Kekel's $40,000, for one conference. Therefore, there are either 222 folks at conference or they rake in $180,000 for one conference. So, 1,000 ≠ 40,000. Rev. Kekel gaslights 1,000 = 40,000 below. Though you're eXposed once again, once again take it away Senior Pastor Kekel (rimshot):

 

♪ They're pressing on the errant way ♪♫ They're sowing discord every day ♪♫ They're thriving where these all abound ♪♫ They're worldly Ain'ts - no higher ground ♪ (i.e. no soup for you) ♪ originally posted 9/28/2012...

Is Broken

Brother Brill's resigned as a minister (with FAMILY BOND in tact, it's a miracle), but should/does want to maintain a relationship with his in-laws (Olson). This requires an obscene amount of delicacy on the Brill's part. Like petting a squirrel, a cult leader's always skittish. Jones, Denis, Applewhite & Davis are run-o'-the-mill examples. If Rev. Kekel involves himself against them as he did with us in Panama, then fuhgeddaboudit, THE FAMILY BOND IS BROKEN (as good as). It's policy.