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CRITIQUE: It's always instructive observing what excites Mike. What's in his closet. What pie he currently has his finger in. So this's what Mike taught this conference? His latest tone-deaf, not-Bible, anti-human, against-Christ, no-charity, fools proof-of-concept scheme. Every new thing in a cult has the same patina as every old thing. So no new things really. Nothing to see, really. Move on, REALLY. Really? Really. There's the door.
Was Davis there this time? Does he go to conference lately? Or does he stay home with a NyQuil highball? He's probably authorized now, being an Old Testament curmudgeon.
Low-down down-low Davis could be sippin' vodka-tonics on his
screened-veranda out-a-sight out-back. Like at the backside of the
campground, past the fellowship hall & down by the creek, where the
first campgrounds motel rooms are & can't be seen from any road or house. Everything co-located for privacy & convenience in the off season.
What? You don't think Davis would use Proverbs 31:6
to justify to some Graham-preacher office-clerk, getting him liquor on the
down-low? Odd, been culting long? The-dude-what-go-gets-it could
get-some wine at the same time, justified by the same verse.
Like
for a medical marijuana card, he could say he felt sad, then start with
a heavy pour to catch-up to RW. All Old Testament approved. Rodger
would hopefully pay (you fly, I buy - mouth shut will earn regular
gratuity, like a forest-avenue housewife). Maybe
the Kekel's keep him stocked with what they bring back from their
workshop travels? They're able to travel anonymously. They buy
'collectable' bottles of wine & liquor. For the investment. Like
listening to bluegrass & Billy Joel, for the investment. Remember when Kekel gave the
choir tapes of secular music, to help our singing? I still have mine. I
guess I broke our collective promise of secrecy?
Flying, they can hit the duty free. Driving? Hit a truck stop. No cult eyes to
moderate behavior & why Arizona's so important to the lifestyle they
prefer. As was their off campus mansion before. Ask to see the Kekel's
wine & spirits collection (for investment purposes only). But lots
of folks have all their addresses & phone numbers, so we can visit.
Call first. I also have their deets & I'm retired with disposable income for travel.
We're still relevantly discussing SYNERGY in these paragraphs. Along with many of the things preventing SYNERGY in Graham.
If
I drank, I'd probably drink with RWD (pass on partying with the
Kekel's) at least one time. Always enjoyed & wanted to be around
him. The campground would be better though. We could
slip women in from Saint Louis. Fire-up the fire-pit down by the creek
& pick a room. Not covered like drinking by Proverbs 31? Then, condom it is (ribbed, reservoir tip, you'll have to decide some things on your own; quitting maybe). How's about in a
motor mcmansion? The Lodge?
Although, this'd
never happen at the campground as it's a youth camp when not hosting
conference. It's what the tired old campground sign declares. Only girls & boys allowed in the off season. But wait, we heard condoms prevent adultery. Hallelujah! Let's get to camp. Sorry,
still not interested brother Brother.
Maybe Mike meant synergism, but chrome'd SYNERGY (seems like a chrome guy)? Still not Bible, but at least synergism mentions religion. Kekel's renown includes his confidently declared malapropisms. Mike declares error in-spite-of his administrative disappointment anointment. Postpartum for postmortem, for another example.
But, a dictionary
seems administrative. I use one almost daily & I have no
administrative calling. But, isn't everyone an administrator, at least
of their own life? You forfeited this right, to be in a cult. Once
again, their latest gimmick (SYNERGY) has some stuff that's Bible in concept, mixed with a lot that's not. He'll flimflam from the pulpit to make-it-make-sense, don't you worry you're pwetty-wittle head.
A #doasisaynotasido, pew-sitting, click-to-donate, #armchair, Senior Statement-Real-Estate Pastor & blossomed snow-bird (AZ & HI mostly, plus, they're getting ready to dip).
Teeth are done, tanning's next. Parts of a snowbirds uniform. Why do
senior citizens get their teeth whitened? I don't know, why? So you see
them coming a mile away & the tan's to make it neon. What's your
excuse?
Didn't see this coming? Cold open: Workshopping (now fellowship meeting) his way to retirement by 2027 to Arizona. Lickety-split; tootles-twits. Montage of emeritus 3-Job crisscrossing every county & state-line south by south-east of Graham to get there via Hawaii & Florida. Cut to lounging in the backyard in AZ, Tanya's hair a green hue. An Ordained Minister wheels out the drink & snack cart in business casual. Brother Students are detailing cars & mcmotor homes out front. Inside, Sister Students are earning home-economics credits. Fade out.
So SYNERGY will be business-is-usual? For NTCC? Yes. Damn the torpedoes. We still haven't missed anything by quitting. Enjoy these notes from conference (all in the above paragraphs must be corrected before they can SYNERGIZE):
"The Ten Rules [Policies]
#1 Put the team first [Mike must go first in this (rules #3 & #7) to work; lead from the front & all that rot, what; Mike must be self-talking; projecting his divided divine loyalties onto others; Mike even posts quotes about leadership]...
#2 Communicate openly and candidly [this'll be new for NTCC & impossible with groupthink, let us know how the failure goes; comment below]...
#4 Respect diversity [new
& DEI & impossible with groupthink, see the new additions &
other edits to their doctrinal policy statement & bylaws]...
#5 Ask and encourage the right questions [this's new & impossible with groupthink]...
#8 Commit to excellence [new & excellence is subjective, but excellence = cash in cult-speak]...
#9 Promote interdependent thinking [new & impossible with groupthink]...
#10 Pull the weeds [weeds are also subjective; who decides; i.e. homeless, homosexuals, pregnancy,
cat owners, Puerto Ricans, puppies, vacations, cream & sugar,
women, children, Divine healing, secular education, straight hair,
interpretation of tongues, other spiritual gifts that aren't
administrative, hobbies, prayer, poor folk, forgiveness, lip gloss, all
other pets, secular (non-cult member) family, Bible covers & tabs,
no facial hair (for men) et al, all deemed weeds by our cult, with more
added yearly].
John J. Murphy
is an award-winning author and the Founder (1988) and CEO of Venture
Management Consultants, Inc., a firm specializing in transformational
culture change, mindful leadership, Operational Excellence, and
high-performance teamwork." [retrieved July 2013; all the bracketed
comments in the above rules must be corrected before they can SYNERGIZE! Mike can use this post as a check-list, since he doesn't understand Murphy's Rules]
All in the above paragraphs must be corrected before they can SYNERGIZE. If it wasn't true, we couldn't report it, so don't Kekel the messenger.
In His Service,
Gregory the Unperturbed
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